You sure about these numbers? Is this in pesos? Also, if those numbers are right, can I please have the number of your dealer? NOW? $200 if you know someone and it would be of medium-upper quality. Remember, kids: Cocaine is a hell of a drug. Songs They Probably Should Have Sold Drugs to But Didn’t: Get that mirror off the wall! Time to spin Clapton’s “Cocaine” (obviously) and the first song from Blow, which is a coke-jam if there ever was one: Value: Generally decent, better if you’re an attractive woman and/or an asset to better grades.
New School kids, on the other hand, will probably take whatever they can get their hands on. Unless the coke is shitty, but I sincerely doubt they sell shitty coke to Columbia students. Seeing as how the average 8-Ball is by definition 3.5 grams, you’re actually getting a decent deal up there. They probably gave hot girls and TAs a little more, and freshmen and “Barnard Bitches” a little less. The most likely scenario? A fixed price of $100 for about 3.63 grams, a sales rates which would equal $1101.92. But coke dealers probably aren’t carrying change - unless these guys wanted to get caught that badly - and were more likely to be paid for their product in “flat numbers.” If that’s indeed the case, buyers could have paid $30 for 1.1 grams of Uncle Charlie (because 0.1 grams of coke costs $2.50), but if that were the case for all the coke purchased, at $1,100, the dealers would be left with 3.4 grams of coke. So, how much does cocaine cost at Columbia University? ĬhiChi! Ju gaht de yayo? Undercover cops were sold 40 grams of blowcaine for $1,100, which comes out to $27.50 a gram.
Luckily, via Columbia’s BWOG, understanding the numbers of the busts also gives us a chance to understand how much drugs cost at Columbia! It goes without saying, but The Village Voice, Village Voice Media, and Runnin’ Scared do not endorse the illegal use or purchase of drugs, and no drugs were harmed purchased or used in the making of this blog post. Holy Scarface! Five Columbia University students/fratboys were busted this week for selling all kinds of crazy drugs at school.
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